Football vs Football (Soccer) - Which is Better?
Football vs. Football vs. Soccer vs. American Football vs. Futbol vs. Gridiron.
These two sports have the same name but they’re completely different games. One is played mostly with the "feet" and the other mostly with the "hands". Either way, the fans generally think their sport is better. I think we've got a case of Fan Rivalry!
Let's find out which sport wins the Mad Cow Showdown! For the sake of clarity, we'll call them NFL and Soccer. Let's go!
THE NAME "FOOTBALL"
Played exclusively with the feet and the ball.
Played mostly with hands and an egg.
Television Match Official (TMO)
GLT finally introduced at World Cup 2014, but TMO still not allowed. Reason: Any goals allowed or disallowed will have huge monetary effects on business. The decision is not for the benefit of the game, rather the benefit of big business.
204 countries compete for the World Cup
There's a world outside the USA?
Loud, Drunk & Forgiving (We'll win it next year)
Has more violence-related fan injuries and deaths than any other game. It is also the one sport where the fans have killed players & referees.
Cleats, Jersey and Shorts
Spandex, pads, helmets and more pads
Soccer players pretend they're hurt
Football players pretend they're not
Jog > Run > Walk > Sprint > Run > Sprint > Jog > for 90 minutes.
Run > Wait > Hang On > Waiting > Taking a Break > Still Waiting > Next Play Yet?
Sometimes bad calls are made, but most are correct.
Ref's are blind and never have to own up to a mistake. Soccer has been rated numerous times as the worst officiated sport in the world.
"I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league." - Mark Viduka
“The word ‘genius’ isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” -
A clear champion is determined every year.
You got the World Cup, the Kings Cup, the Confederations Cup, the FA Cup, the UEFA Cup, the Copa Libertadores, the Copa America, the European Championship, the Champions League, the Summer Olympic Football. Who's the champ? Who knows.
18 Jul 2014
Which game do you think is better?
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