10 Easy Jobs for Slackers - Apply Now!



Is your job too difficult?  Are you thinking of switching careers?  We've analyzed 10 really easy jobs that are perfect for the everyday slacker (so you don't have to).

VIDEO GAME TESTER

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How would you like to chill out, eat snacks and play video games for a living?  Maybe you should become a video game tester.

Pros:

  • Play games
  • Drink soda
  • You're actually paid to do this

Cons:

  • The pay sucks
  • Your co-workers are total nerds
  • Limited positions available

Verdict:

Sounds fun, but you may grow to hate video games over time.  You also run the risk of remaining a child.

Apply Now: Video Game Tester Jobs


PARK RANGER

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Being a ranger is a walk in the park (literally).   Think of this job as a mix between a janitor and security guard but with much better perks.

Pros:

  • Explore nature
  • Work solo
  • Provided a company truck

Cons:

  • Bears
  • Rednecks
  • Limited positions available

Verdict:

If you love giving directions to city slickers, tranquilizing animals and running down hillbillies - apply today!

Apply Now: Park Ranger Jobs


GAS ATTENDANT

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Do you know how to pump fuel into a vehicle?  Do you have experience selling cigarettes to minors?  Gas jockey might be the job for you!

Pros:

  • No qualifications needed
  • Plenty of positions available
  • Barely any actual “work” is involved

Cons:

  • Very low pay
  • Work weekends
  • If you’re over 20 - you may already feel you’ve failed life

Verdict:

If you are truly lazy, you’re probably already working here.

Apply Now: Gas Station Jobs 


POT DEALER

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Want to work your own hours?  Are you a business minded individual? Do you laugh in the face of the criminal justice system? Pot dealer may be right up your alley.

Pros:

  • Very good pay
  • Sleep in
  • No taxes
  • Get high off own supply and play mario kart

Cons:

  • Possible jail time
  • Violent industry
  • Paranoia
  • Always hungry
  • How many brownies did I just eat?
  • Where are my keys?

Verdict:

If you fear jail then this is not for you.

Apply Now: Find a Career in Pot


WAREHOUSE SECURITY

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If you like watching movies, reading books and stealing merchandise; you should apply for a job in warehouse security.

Pros:

  • No qualifications required
  • Lot’s of openings
  • Watching movies at work
  • Stealing stuff

Cons:

  • Boredom
  • Work nights - sleep days
  • Getting caught stealing stuff

Verdict:

This position is usually filled by foreigners from 3rd world countries who have attained Master’s Degrees but can’t get a job in North America doing what they’re good at.

Apply Now: Warehouse Security Jobs


BINGO CALLER

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Can you speak?  Can you count to 100?  Maybe you should become a Bingo announcer.

Pros:

  • No qualifications required
  • Ultimate POWER over the bingo hall - YOU call the shots!
  • Lot’s of single people to hook up with after the big game

Cons:

  • Very low pay
  • Ambulance waiting outside

Verdict:

If you’re over 65 and single, this may be the job for you!

Apply Now: Bingo Hall Jobs


RETAIL MUSIC SALES

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Are you able to listen to Taylor Swift, Lil’ Wayne and Carrie Underwood without vomiting?  If so, you’re one of the very few with the credentials to work in a music store.

Pros:

  • No qualifications required
  • Hang out - talkin’ bout music
  • No dress code

Cons:

  • Low pay
  • Future of the industry is uncertain
  • Your techno loving manager chooses the playlist

Verdict:

Nobody purchases cassettes, records or CD’s anymore; so, if you can find a job here, you’ll most likely be selling DVD’s (another dying industry) rather than music.

Apply Now: Retail Music Jobs


FOOD CRITIC

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Do you love food?  Can you write?  Can you be a total jerk when called upon?  Perhaps you should become a food critic.

Pros:

  • Paid to pig out
  • Travelling

Cons:

  • Anonymity is important
  • You can be a pompous ass

Verdict:

This is a difficult career to get off the ground unless you can land a position with a newspaper or magazine.

Apply Now: Become a Food Critic 


BEER TASTER

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Yes, this is a REAL job.

Pros:
  • You drink BEER for a living
  • DRIKNING BEEAR ON THA JOB an getng miney!  (burp)

Cons:

  • Liver failure
  • AA Meetings and your stupid sponsor Roger who keeps harassing you about your failure to complete step 9 because your ex-roommate Frank was a dick and deserved the open-wound he received from the ashtray you threw at his face back in the late 90’s.

Verdict:

This is the holy grail of easy slacker jobs.  You are both fortunate and blessed.  You have the envy of everyone around you.

Apply Now: Become a beer taster 


ONLINE WRITER

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If all else fails you can sit around and write lists for things you generally know nothing about.

Pros:

  • I’m still waiting for one

Cons:


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